Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
drying my bra with a hair dryer wasn't exactly how I had planned on starting my day.
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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