Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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