The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Then you started asking people on the drunk bus if they knew the word "gumption". if they didn't you told them they weren't taking advantage of their high education opportunities and you were disappointed in them.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
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Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just pee around me
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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