I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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