I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
Her vagina smelled like hockey gear.
my sister just canceled her nose job because she thought it would hurt too much
It'll hurt less than being alone
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
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