Cold hands, warm shart.
You're completely useless in the revolution.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
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