just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
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We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
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So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I think it's safe to assume that dad heard you lose your lesbian virginity last night
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