What a fucking waste of an outfit
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Houston, we have a problem
where are u?
Houston. That's the problem. I don't know how I got here.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
3 2 1 whiskey
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I forgot wine drunk hurts
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