I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
My vagina and my morals are playing tug of war
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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