She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
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I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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