He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
This pizza tastes like mashed potatoes. HOW HIGH DO YOU THINK I AM?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
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