I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Good news! Blood’s flowing!
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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