It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
my hand froze to the top of can of beer cuz i fell asleep outside. i decided to find a way to open the bottom of the can before addressing my severe frostbite. PRIORITIES!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
How was that girls surprise party last night?
Got absolutely destroyed tried to put somebody's leather jacket on and make out with their mother. You know.. the norm
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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