Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
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Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
The adults are the big ones right?
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