i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
apparently i was offering everyone ambien and shouting, it's only like heath ledger if you want it to be!
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
You bought champagne and told everyone it was because I'd just found out I was pregnant. How exactly is that being a good wingman?
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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