I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
I am now the proud owner of a 10-12 year old's Optimus Prime costume from Walmart. Tomorrow is going to be a good day.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
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I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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