i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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