I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
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Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
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You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
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