The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
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Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I'm sitting the next couple hours out. Puking in a potted plant really put shit into perspective for me.
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
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This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
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