He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
What drug did you take that made the cabinets scream at you?
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
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I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
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You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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