how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
im using old socks as coasters. im going to make a great housewife.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
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Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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