video games are the ultimate cock blocker
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I woke up with no pants, someone elses shirt, but my new years crown still on. That is dedication.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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