I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
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ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
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You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
I woke up with eight different shoes in my bed what the hell happened last night
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