I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
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champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
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This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I didn't tell that thing I wasn't coming over. Whoops
You know you haven't dated in a while when you call boys "that thing" and call dates "a boy type thing."
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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