Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
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Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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