I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
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shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
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I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
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