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look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
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You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
When you get shitfaced you find strippers when I get shitfaced I speak to woodland creatures, do you see the dilema?
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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