they just dont make restraining orders like they used to.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
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