whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
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You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I bought a police grade breathalyzer on ebay at 4:37 am. At least I'm a responsible drunk.
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He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
A real best friend would support the hoe in me. Not remind me of what happened the last time I slept with a boss
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