porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
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Literally been drinking for 10 hours. Hammered. Roasted chestnuts fell out of my shirt earlier.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Im invoking the "no judgements" clause of our friendship.
My god, what have you done?
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So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
You attempted what you called the "Long Island Heist", in which you shoved a half glass of Long Island down your pants and asked me to help you sneak it out. That drunk.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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