If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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