She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
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