i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
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FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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