Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
If you don't remember anything tomorrow, this is to remind you that you asked me in secret to build a bobsled with you and re-enact Cool Runnings.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
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