I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
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Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
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the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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