you guys were way drunker than both of me
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
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I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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