Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
In retrospect pumpkin carving while drinking Patron was a bad idea.
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
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It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
Best part: she drunkenly told me I'm dangerous then slurred to my parents that I should watch out in case I fall in love with her. Then she mounted a pinata
If i ever start ordering tequila again please tackle me to the ground and steal my wallet
Results of pregaming honors college basketball social: 18 points, 3 blocks, and 3 flagrant fouls leading to 2 broken bones on former valedictorians. I'm doing this more often.
If drinking before honors events and injuring our universities brightest doesn't get you kicked out of the program, you're not trying hard enough.
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We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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