It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Was going to watch Bolt. Fucked a stranger instead. Details later.
So you didn't like Bolt?
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
The struggles of a small town man whore
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
I'm really busy with my period
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