Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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