kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
if being 21 means slamming 99 cent margaritas at 3:00 in the afternoon on a Tuesday then call me Peter Pan IM NEVER GROWING UP
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