he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
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Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
So now I know what having sex while surrounded by chickens feels like.
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I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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