I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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