My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
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The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
He called his prostate his "boner button".
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
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I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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