Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
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Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
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He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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