sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
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Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I'm helping my Mormon ex boyfriend from high school embrace his inner cross dresser. This is truly god's work.
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Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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