I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
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Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
dude my grandma just called my dealer. How does this shit happen to me
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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