i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
