physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
dude i just heard a girl tell another girl 'what part of im trying to get laid tonight dont u understand?'
needless to say i wont be back home tonight
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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