dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
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not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
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Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
i told him the only way i'd fuck him was if he saved me during the zombie apocolypse and took me to a tastefully decorated yet impenetrable hideout.
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