sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
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I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
I'm calling into work tomorrow for day drinking and kitten shopping. Totally legitimate.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
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Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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