Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
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im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
I just gave my mom some ones that look like they've probably been in some strippers cooter. Oops.
Haha. Just tell your mom not to smell them
Hey mom, most of this money I'm giving you is in ones. Don't ask why and whatever you do don't smell them.
Sounds legit to me.
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I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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