things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
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Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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