I've been deciding between brands of bagels for 20 minutes. This why I doint smoke weed.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
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