ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
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