Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Welp...herpes.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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