Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
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he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
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I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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