You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
Have thirty minutes until my shift starts. My heart says liquor store but my future says no
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
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What a dumb baby whore.
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
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like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Someone stole a lamp last night.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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