She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
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I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
You crawled everywhere and rolled in ice cream. No more vodka for a month.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
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We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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