Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
I know it may not be fiscally responsible to pregame fifty cent night, but I'm gonna go ahead and do it anyway.
Im covered in vodka and melted gummys. Fuck summer.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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