we have pet lesbian snakes
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
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