Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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